Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad..... Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad:
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel. 20. Drinks and carries mineral water and alwaysspeaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to takebath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says Hey instead of HiSays Yogurt instead of CurdSays Cab instead of TaxiSays Candy instead of ChocolateSays Cookie instead of BiscuitSays **Free Way** instead of Highway Says got to go instead of Have to goSays O instead of Zero (for 704, saysSeven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps oncomplaining about it every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters),and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far aspossible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milkpacket.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed),repeats Zee several times, if the other personunable to get, then says X, Y, Zee.
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!!
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **IndianRoad** Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.
8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of **Normal** Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing in **India** as ifhe is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to **India**,even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India,tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
Ultimate one
1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or Whenwas in US...
HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU DO IN???????
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