Awesome Quotes...............

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

________________________________

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

________________________________

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

________________________________

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does
Milk.
________________________________

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

________________________________

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or
fattening.
________________________________

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you
hear them speak.
________________________________

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

________________________________

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever
tried.
________________________________

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls
down, it will always land on the buttered side.
________________________________

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible
corner.
________________________________

As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is
bad, it happens.
________________________________

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
________________________________

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still
late.
________________________________

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold
somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
________________________________

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in
front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
________________________________

If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't
have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
________________________________

Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
________________________________

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
________________________________

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the
bathroom.
________________________________

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in
together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
________________________________

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
________________________________

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette
will always tend to go to the non-smoker
________________________________

Gone are the days!!

Gone are the days!!
When
The school reopened in June,
And we settled in our new desks and
benches!

When we queued up in book depot,
And got our new books
and notes!

When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet
managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.
We learnt writing with
slates and pencils, and
Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!

When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to
Color pencils and finally sketch pens!

When we started calculating
first with tables and then with
Clarke's tables and advanced to
Calculators and computers!

When we chased one another in the
corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms
Drenched in sweat!

When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,
Playgrounds,
under the trees and even in cycle sheds!

When all the colors in the world,
Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!

When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,
Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!

When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,
And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!

When few played
"kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun,
While others simply played
"book cricket" in the
Confines of classroom!
Of fights but no conspiracies,
Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!

When we used to
watch Live Cricket telecast,
In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!

When few rushed at 3:45 to
"Conquer" window seats in our School bus!
While few others had "Big Fun", "peppermint",
"kulfi", " milk ice !" and "sharbat !" at 4o Clock!

Gone are the days
Of Sports Day,
and the annual School Day ,
And the one-month long
preparations for them.

Gone are the days
Of the stressful Quarterly,
Half Yearly and Annual Exams, And the most
enjoyed holidays after them!

Gone are the days
Of tenth and twelfth standards, when
We Spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!
We learnt,
We enjoyed,
We played,
We won,
We lost,
We laughed,
We cried,
We fought,
We thought.
With so much fun in them, so many friends,
So much experience, all this and more!

Gone are the days
When we used
to talk for hours with our friends!
Now we don't have time to say a `Hi'!
Gone are the days
When we played games on the road!
Now we
Code on the road with laptop!

Gone are the days
When we saw stars
Shining at Night!
Now we see stars when our code doesn't
Work!

Gone are the days
When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!
Now we chat in chat rooms.....!

Gone are the days
Where we
studied just to pass!
Now we study to save our job!

Gone are the days
Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!
Now we have the atm as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!

Gone are the days
Where we shouted on the road!
Now we don't shout even at home

Gone are the days
Where we got lectures from all!
Now we give lectures to all... like the one I'm doing now....!!

Gone are the days
But not the memories, which will be
Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and
Ever and ever and ever .....

Gone are the Days.... But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!

NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE,

DONT FORGET TO

LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL

EXISTS.........