Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does
Milk.
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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
________________________________
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or
fattening.
________________________________
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you
hear them speak.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
________________________________
If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever
tried.
________________________________
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls
down, it will always land on the buttered side.
________________________________
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible
corner.
________________________________
As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is
bad, it happens.
________________________________
He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
________________________________
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still
late.
________________________________
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold
somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
________________________________
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in
front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
________________________________
If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't
have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
________________________________
Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
________________________________
You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
________________________________
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the
bathroom.
________________________________
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in
together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
________________________________
If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
________________________________
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette
will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Gone are the days!!
Gone are the days!!
When
The school reopened in June,
And we settled in our new desks and
benches!
When we queued up in book depot,
And got our new books
and notes!
When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet
managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.
We learnt writing with
slates and pencils, and
Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!
When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to
Color pencils and finally sketch pens!
When we started calculating
first with tables and then with
Clarke's tables and advanced to
Calculators and computers!
When we chased one another in the
corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms
Drenched in sweat!
When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,
Playgrounds,
under the trees and even in cycle sheds!
When all the colors in the world,
Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!
When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,
Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!
When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,
And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!
When few played
"kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun,
While others simply played
"book cricket" in the
Confines of classroom!
Of fights but no conspiracies,
Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!
When we used to
watch Live Cricket telecast,
In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!
When few rushed at 3:45 to
"Conquer" window seats in our School bus!
While few others had "Big Fun", "peppermint",
"kulfi", " milk ice !" and "sharbat !" at 4o Clock!
Gone are the days
Of Sports Day,
and the annual School Day ,
And the one-month long
preparations for them.
Gone are the days
Of the stressful Quarterly,
Half Yearly and Annual Exams, And the most
enjoyed holidays after them!
Gone are the days
Of tenth and twelfth standards, when
We Spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!
We learnt,
We enjoyed,
We played,
We won,
We lost,
We laughed,
We cried,
We fought,
We thought.
With so much fun in them, so many friends,
So much experience, all this and more!
Gone are the days
When we used
to talk for hours with our friends!
Now we don't have time to say a `Hi'!
Gone are the days
When we played games on the road!
Now we
Code on the road with laptop!
Gone are the days
When we saw stars
Shining at Night!
Now we see stars when our code doesn't
Work!
Gone are the days
When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!
Now we chat in chat rooms.....!
Gone are the days
Where we
studied just to pass!
Now we study to save our job!
Gone are the days
Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!
Now we have the atm as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!
Gone are the days
Where we shouted on the road!
Now we don't shout even at home
Gone are the days
Where we got lectures from all!
Now we give lectures to all... like the one I'm doing now....!!
Gone are the days
But not the memories, which will be
Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and
Ever and ever and ever .....
Gone are the Days.... But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!
NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE,
DONT FORGET TO
LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL
EXISTS.........
When
The school reopened in June,
And we settled in our new desks and
benches!
When we queued up in book depot,
And got our new books
and notes!
When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet
managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.
We learnt writing with
slates and pencils, and
Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!
When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to
Color pencils and finally sketch pens!
When we started calculating
first with tables and then with
Clarke's tables and advanced to
Calculators and computers!
When we chased one another in the
corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms
Drenched in sweat!
When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,
Playgrounds,
under the trees and even in cycle sheds!
When all the colors in the world,
Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!
When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,
Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!
When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,
And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!
When few played
"kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun,
While others simply played
"book cricket" in the
Confines of classroom!
Of fights but no conspiracies,
Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!
When we used to
watch Live Cricket telecast,
In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!
When few rushed at 3:45 to
"Conquer" window seats in our School bus!
While few others had "Big Fun", "peppermint",
"kulfi", " milk ice !" and "sharbat !" at 4o Clock!
Gone are the days
Of Sports Day,
and the annual School Day ,
And the one-month long
preparations for them.
Gone are the days
Of the stressful Quarterly,
Half Yearly and Annual Exams, And the most
enjoyed holidays after them!
Gone are the days
Of tenth and twelfth standards, when
We Spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!
We learnt,
We enjoyed,
We played,
We won,
We lost,
We laughed,
We cried,
We fought,
We thought.
With so much fun in them, so many friends,
So much experience, all this and more!
Gone are the days
When we used
to talk for hours with our friends!
Now we don't have time to say a `Hi'!
Gone are the days
When we played games on the road!
Now we
Code on the road with laptop!
Gone are the days
When we saw stars
Shining at Night!
Now we see stars when our code doesn't
Work!
Gone are the days
When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!
Now we chat in chat rooms.....!
Gone are the days
Where we
studied just to pass!
Now we study to save our job!
Gone are the days
Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!
Now we have the atm as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!
Gone are the days
Where we shouted on the road!
Now we don't shout even at home
Gone are the days
Where we got lectures from all!
Now we give lectures to all... like the one I'm doing now....!!
Gone are the days
But not the memories, which will be
Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and
Ever and ever and ever .....
Gone are the Days.... But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!
NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE,
DONT FORGET TO
LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL
EXISTS.........
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Why do Boys Love Girls
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worthwhile.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually, Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die
without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they
become everything to you.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worthwhile.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually, Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die
without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they
become everything to you.
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad..... Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad:
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel. 20. Drinks and carries mineral water and alwaysspeaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to takebath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says Hey instead of HiSays Yogurt instead of CurdSays Cab instead of TaxiSays Candy instead of ChocolateSays Cookie instead of BiscuitSays **Free Way** instead of Highway Says got to go instead of Have to goSays O instead of Zero (for 704, saysSeven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps oncomplaining about it every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters),and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far aspossible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milkpacket.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed),repeats Zee several times, if the other personunable to get, then says X, Y, Zee.
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!!
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **IndianRoad** Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.
8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of **Normal** Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing in **India** as ifhe is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to **India**,even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India,tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
Ultimate one
1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or Whenwas in US...
HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU DO IN???????
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel. 20. Drinks and carries mineral water and alwaysspeaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to takebath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says Hey instead of HiSays Yogurt instead of CurdSays Cab instead of TaxiSays Candy instead of ChocolateSays Cookie instead of BiscuitSays **Free Way** instead of Highway Says got to go instead of Have to goSays O instead of Zero (for 704, saysSeven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps oncomplaining about it every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters),and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far aspossible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milkpacket.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed),repeats Zee several times, if the other personunable to get, then says X, Y, Zee.
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!!
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **IndianRoad** Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.
8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of **Normal** Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing in **India** as ifhe is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to **India**,even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India,tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
Ultimate one
1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or Whenwas in US...
HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU DO IN???????
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
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